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February 02 2018

baku:

game developer: this game is multiplayer ONLY, we want you to play this game ONLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS

me, no friends mcFuck: great

bittersweetnsours:

niintendo:

okboy:

kinning out of your star sign is forbidden in the land of walmart

you people think you can just throw any words together and make a real sentence huh

i genuinely can’t tell if this is a bot passing the turing test or a human failing it

beebunny:

mememolicious:

beebunny:

If you love someone, you will always try harder

ive been trying really hard lately to break through my television screen so that one day ill be able to walk into the arms of my beloved Luigi

This is what I’m talking about

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discourseful:

this is literally THE SINGULAR funniest fucking comment about kink i have EVER on this website

shampooligan:

neilnevins:

shampooligan:

cartoon network’s internship application page is insane. there are so many bright neon colors and princess bubblegum is asking me if i’m a grad student

I interviewed for a position once and every time they flipped through my portfolio they made a Johnny Test whip crack noise

steven universe denied me health care benefits

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unclefather:

a 7 year old that i have met 2 times just came out of her room and sat next to me on the couch and without saying hello she said “if you didn’t want to die, then why were you born?” and her mom said “PLEASE, Mackenzie. go upstairs” and she crossed her legs and said “no, mom. i want to hear what she has to say” ???

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shiftythrifting:

This is arguably me and my friends’ best thrift find ever.

autistic-danvers:

i’m “obsessed with being gay” bc i’m trying to make up for a lifetime’s worth of self hatred so you can fuck right off!

dirtbaby2016:

dirtbaby2016:

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

earthcomet:

God making me

frozen-heart-prince:

Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

February 01 2018

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legendarydefenderallura:

Spirited Away isn’t a movie it’s an emotion

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stumpclub:

when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day

pukicho:

rocketrandom66:

pukicho:

rocketrandom66:

pukicho:

I’m done being mean 

so proud of you

Hey tumblr user rocketrandom66

yeah? :)

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